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Milwaukee Milkshake 

The act of breastfeeding your child or partner while taking a shit on the toilet.
Baby Jean had not eaten in hours, so while mommy Jean was shitting , she popped a tit in baby’s mouth and gave her a fresh frothy Milwaukee milkshake.
Milwaukee Milkshake by alli_v13 August 17, 2019

Milwaukee Milkshake 

1. When a guy is fucking a girl (or dude if that's your thing) doggy style and throws up on her back.

2. When getting head, cumming and puking on your partner's face at the same time and making them lick it all up.
Suzanne enjoyed a nice Milkwaukee Milkshake after tea.

Milwaukee Milkshake 

Breastfeeding your child while taking a shit
My husband called me while I was having a Milwaukee milkshake, I told him to wait

Milwaukee Milkshake 

When your female sexual partner is menstruating (with consent). you collect her mensuration discharge in a cup, containment vessel or condom then mix in as many cum loads as you can muster. Presto you have yourself a Milwaukee Milkshake,Perfect to wash down a hearty meal.
"Hey babe, that Milwaukee milkshake we made the other night do you think it'll still be good? It's been in the fridge..."
Milwaukee Milkshake by Mclovem December 11, 2017

Milwaukee Milkshake 

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026