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milton bradley 

The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.
Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."
milton bradley by miltonbradley February 8, 2008
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milton bradley 

the act of having sex while dressed up as the monopoly man. it can be every day, or only when your girl passes go. prefereabbly on a boardwalk or when she has grown out her marvin garden.
mike- i want sex
jane-well i want board games
james- how bout i solve both and play milton bradley

The Milton Bradley 

While taking a girl from behind, grab some dice, and as you shoot your load scream "Yahtzee!!!" and roll the dice down her back. The object of the game is very similar to the actual game as you and your friends should note your antics and keep score. "Yahtzee!!!" must be yelled upon every roll of the dice down her back regardless of the score!
He pulled The Milton Bradley on his girlfriend last night, rolled five 6's ... amazing.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008