Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people
Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people
Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans
by rtalati January 17, 2022
The plan of most Millennials to party, attend music festivals, take drugs, drink alcohol, live off of loans, hook up with multiple partners and travel the world until reaching their 30s when they will overnight settle down with a Hail Mary Husband or Wife and live a quiet life in the suburbs.
The biggest rebels against quarantine are single millennial women in their 30s. They started off staying home and baking banana bread, but after a few months they broke down because they cannot let COVID-19 stop their momentum. They spent the past decade rejecting good guys as apart of their Millennial Master Plan to party and then settle down in exactly the year 2020. They never anticipated an obstacle like this.
by Millennial X September 18, 2020
Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022