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The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.
"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"
by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009
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