[milk can]

beer, can-o-beer
fawstaz

yo j-man could'ja grab me another milk can from the fridge?

[milk can] by knick dubbay January 30, 2009

I can milk you 

A meme that was originated from Markiplier's saying "I can milk you".

I can milk you.

I can milk you by BSposts July 7, 2020

I can milk you 

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

I can milk you by BSposts July 7, 2020

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

Can't Milk a Horse by Skazu March 4, 2010

milk cannons

tits. you can figure this out.

"watch where you point those milk cannons girl, you almost just killed that midget"

milk cannons by ballstein October 28, 2004

milk cans 

cans that hold milk. Can be on the chest of someone but most commonly found at hood milk plantation.

Derek J was making a scene at the opera because his milk cans kept clanking together. The opera had to sing so loud the cans erupted and emptied.

milk cans by Gene Giroux February 28, 2007

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

candy milk by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011