Miles

Miles is just straight up a great boyfriend or bestfrieind to have.He is very sweet,cute,caring,and just the best person ever!
And did I mention CUTE!!

You guys wish you could have a miles

by Trout February 27, 2020

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Magical Floating Immortal Prostitute. He screwed half the population, and birthed the other. When He's not having affairs with shrek, kitchen appliances, or even short blonde elf boys, he enjoys the company of his zero friends and copious amounts of inappropriate jokes. Truly inspirational.

There was nothing.....Then god said, "let there be prostitutes."

Miles Commenced.

by sylwester salamon March 2, 2022

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Miles is charming, sweet, creative and extremely intelligent. He LOVES sharks. He doesn’t like to take risks and can be quick with his temper. He is a very loyal friend and will always fight for what is right. He has a huge heart that he wears on his sleeve. He is a good listener and loves to cuddle. Miles is incredibly handsome and girls are attracted to his beautiful smile and his witty sense of humor. You will always smile when you are with Miles!

Wow, look at that smile! It must be Miles!

by redzippylips January 22, 2013

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one musty ass nigga

damn miles is so musty

by pottymouthmark October 29, 2018

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He’s a virgin but not for long. Talented in certain ways lacks in others. Miles the Man. He knows way too much about history and not enough about the ladies, but don’t get me wrong, the ladies adore him. He just hasn’t learned how to harness his power yet.

Dudeee, Miles! What’s up?!

Lady 1: That guitarist is sooo sexy, what’s his name??
Lady 2: That’s Miles

by Drunvalosson June 12, 2018

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