Dude, today I became a member of the Mile High Club!
No way!!!
Yeah I boned one of the hot airline attendants!
No way!!!
Yeah I boned one of the hot airline attendants!
by Your new best friend, round 2 January 26, 2011
To have sex in an airplane bathroom, usually when a mile above the ground.
Takes place in almost every airplane to take flight.
Takes place in almost every airplane to take flight.
Dammit, what's with this turbulence? The weather's perfectly calm right now!
(glances at airplane bathroom door)
Oh wait, never mind....
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The Mile High Club is perhaps the easiest club to get into, if you know what I mean.
(glances at airplane bathroom door)
Oh wait, never mind....
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The Mile High Club is perhaps the easiest club to get into, if you know what I mean.
by Hurricane Season June 13, 2009
When one is on a flight and has to crap to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie....your body refuses to poop a mile high.
Dude, each time I fly I am haunted and reminded of the Mile High Lie, no matter how bad I have to poop when I get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.
by GoathillGary December 10, 2016
Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
by rob1982 January 21, 2013
Kirstin: How was the flight?
Ben: It was mediocre, and then i went to the lavatory and enjoyed the mile high experience.
Ben: It was mediocre, and then i went to the lavatory and enjoyed the mile high experience.
by Brunzology October 23, 2017
When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.
OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!
by GoathillGary December 10, 2016
the hypothetical association of people who have done the sex act in an airplane while it was a mile or more in the air.
by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008