Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.
by Nuchibuchi September 4, 2006
When you don't just eat that pussy, you savor every bite like i'ts the best piece of meat you've ever eaten.
by Ssammay December 16, 2015
A euphemism for masturbation.
The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.
by BAD1983 February 17, 2008
A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.
Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.
by Weazul March 28, 2013
Heard jonny boy had that filet mignon.
Yea but id rather go to someone that i know Wont be a creep. Truth.
Yea but id rather go to someone that i know Wont be a creep. Truth.
by Brazo233 January 30, 2018
My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021