A midnight rider is a perfectly normal guy, who at the stroke of midnight becomes a flaming homosexual who rides a cock while making motorcycle sounds
by master yoda August 28, 2014
In God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash said of Midnight Riders "You can run on for a long time... you may throw your rock and hide your hand, workin' in the dark against your felow man, but as sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the light."
by unioflife June 12, 2012
Someone who hides in the shadows in what is an ultimately futile attempt to avoid having their shame, insecurities, and fears (inner “demons”) brought into the light of awareness, where they cannot be sustained.
Hey Bob, could you be a sport and go tell that Midnight Rider that, sooner or later, God will cut him down? He sure has been running on for a long time!
by Herb And Pictionary May 24, 2018
Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.
Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.
by QueenLina March 26, 2016
Someone who drives there extremely loud car at a really late time. Most Midnight Riders are found in cheaper JDM style cars, Honda civics and S13s come to mind.
"Yo that fucker in a straight piped Civic has been makin a racket all damn night"
"Yeah, he's a Midnight rider alright"
"Yeah, he's a Midnight rider alright"
by Inconvenient MR2 February 06, 2020
by Godgetmarrison February 27, 2017
by Paulguyinnj June 08, 2012