A place where you sit through boring ass classes and are stuck there for 3 years of your life. Given the fact that your already going through puberty, and you already feel like shit, if you like something another kid likes you are called a poser. Middle school is a place where 40% of the girls are sluts and are desperatly wanting a boy friend to make themselves look more popular, half of them are in their period the majority of the time, a place full of fuckboy wannabes who try to act cool by doing every trendy thing possible, and date girls, just trying to get in their pants, and walk around with a major monster erection half the time. If you fucking fart in class, forget it, your done. Teachers pick favorites and hate all their other fucking students. If you get pimples, the little queers who haven't finished through puberty yet usually make fun of it.
by Mega fgt February 28, 2017
Middle school isn't as bad as all the other definitions posted. In fact, I had a wonderful time in middle school. It's generally from grades 6-8 or 7-8, but there are some other variations on that. Most of the students are going through puberty at this time, which may make them feel uncomfortable. You get to meet a lot of new friends and take some good classes, though you'll end up discarding a lot of the information you learn.
"I went to ***** Intermediate in Sunnyvale, CA."
"That kid's kinda short, but he has a little bit of facial hair. He must be in middle school."
"Meiosis? Mitosis? When will we need this in real life?"
Answer: Middle school.
"That kid's kinda short, but he has a little bit of facial hair. He must be in middle school."
"Meiosis? Mitosis? When will we need this in real life?"
Answer: Middle school.
by gorga12porga13morga14 August 13, 2010
Three years where you change conpletely... not yet adult but not child. It's that awkward stage where you are just fucking gross and clueless. Summary: Won't remember these years in your adult life. Just a bunch of hoes and their boyfriends.
Damn, the only thing I remember from middle school is my first kiss, but that isn't as good as the sex I had last night.
by Litty193 June 30, 2017
A hell hole designed to scare young children into the reality that life is. It is a screwed up place. If you are going into middle school i pray for you, the place is scary.
Johnny: Im so excited for Middle School!
Teacher: Haha have fun!
Comes back after first day*
Johnny: Goodbye cruel world
Teacher: Haha have fun!
Comes back after first day*
Johnny: Goodbye cruel world
by Urban douchebag April 23, 2015
a place where the word penis is the funniest shit in the world eh. penis Ha
it also the place where gay little faggots vape and they should fucking kill themself Fuck vaper they act like they are soo cool but in reality they are just a bunch of no good dirty faggots Fuck them
also also where the worst fights you will ever see and it all because some racist white guy told a black person that he a dirty monkey which led to the black guy to beat the shit out of him Only to hurt himself because hey dipshit this isnt mortal combat or some street fighting movie You cant kick someone in the head buddy You will just hurt yourself too
ALSO ALSO ALSO where dating is . dumb you know damn well they are going to break up soon longest one i ever saw was 3 years until they broke up due to the fact one of them was clingy
to sum up middle school is full of sissy who try to act cool but it just full of Dumbass and where everyone gets a shitty ass haircut.
it also the place where gay little faggots vape and they should fucking kill themself Fuck vaper they act like they are soo cool but in reality they are just a bunch of no good dirty faggots Fuck them
also also where the worst fights you will ever see and it all because some racist white guy told a black person that he a dirty monkey which led to the black guy to beat the shit out of him Only to hurt himself because hey dipshit this isnt mortal combat or some street fighting movie You cant kick someone in the head buddy You will just hurt yourself too
ALSO ALSO ALSO where dating is . dumb you know damn well they are going to break up soon longest one i ever saw was 3 years until they broke up due to the fact one of them was clingy
to sum up middle school is full of sissy who try to act cool but it just full of Dumbass and where everyone gets a shitty ass haircut.
by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ February 16, 2023
for most people its the shittiest part of your life but for normal people who actually have friends its the same thing as elemtary school.... but with puberty.... and making out.... and handjobs.......
me: dude you need to get a girlfriend trust me its great
friend: NO im going to wait until im 16 so i can actually do stuff with her
me: why wait?
friend: cuz my mom wont let me date till then
me: your moms a fucking douchebag
friend: i know.. are you gonna meet me at lunch?
me: nah im gonna meet my girlfriend behind the dumpsters
friend: um what do you do for a whole 30 minutes...
everyday?
me: ....... you dont want to know...
friend: dude were in a middle school... how did you get a fucking hooker to come down here?
me: haha shut up
friend: NO im going to wait until im 16 so i can actually do stuff with her
me: why wait?
friend: cuz my mom wont let me date till then
me: your moms a fucking douchebag
friend: i know.. are you gonna meet me at lunch?
me: nah im gonna meet my girlfriend behind the dumpsters
friend: um what do you do for a whole 30 minutes...
everyday?
me: ....... you dont want to know...
friend: dude were in a middle school... how did you get a fucking hooker to come down here?
me: haha shut up
by some 13 year old August 22, 2009
A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.
Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.
by bitch you thought March 21, 2017