Grayslake Middle School 

A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.

Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.

Grayslake Middle School by bitch you thought March 20, 2017

Grayslake Middle School 

The fucking worst place on planet earth. First you come to school and are greeted by a teacher that dosen’t give two shits about you because they are fucking out too get you. If you make it to lunch without fifty detentions and maybe a Panther Paw or two (their stupid fucking reward) you will get in a long ass hot lunch line. There you will wait about 2 1/2 hours so they can throw some shitty pizza on your plate, and a milk. Their milk tastes like it just came from their science lab cause the school is too poor to buy real milk. Then you go to sit down but every kid is a bully or a snitch. Finally you find a place to sit and you try to take a nibble out of their pizza and puke. Then lunch is over so you go to gym where you are expected to change in 2 second and wear heart rate monitors that leave red marks on your body because they are so fucking tight and painful. If you forget something in your locker and go back for it you get a detention. Finally you make it out and go threw the rest of your classes, and if you cry once at school you are showered by, “Are you okay?” And later might get sent to the social worker where the lights are so fucking dim you flick the social worker off and she can’t even see it. Finally after a long day you make it out of school alive and go on the dirty ass busses once again. When you get home you have an hour of homework but at least you are gone from Grayslake Middle School.

You: *dies and goes to hell*
Your Mom: How was hell today?
You: It felt like nothing compared to one day at Grayslake Middle School.

Grayslake Middle School by GMS sufferer September 24, 2019

Grayslake middle school 

The gayest school in the USA where the dean does nothing about anything and thinks he knows everything where the teachers don't even have a degree and don't even teach where the kids bully each other and beat kids up where there are 10 kids a day in the deans office!Where in gym class you don't do anything bus fitness and the gym teachers think they know everything!Where the lunch food is fake and worse than prisons food this school is the worst one in the USA!!!
Also with a lot of creepy and gay teachers!

The school is so fucking gross wich Grayslake middle has bugs all over it

Grayslake middle school

Grayslake middle school by fuck the school and teachers March 22, 2017

Grayslake middle school 

Grayslake MIDdle school is the shittest place on earth, i’d be surprised if you made it to the end of the day without a detention because these teachers are like nazis and the students are the jews. gms has 3 pedo teachers that love little girls. not to mention the cheap ass food with the chocolate milk that’s basically water with brown food coloring. the toilets do not flush and the sinks never work. halls smelling like fucking weed, drug deals in the bathroom, snorting cocaine in the bathrooms are a daily. this place is rated #1 ghetto

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Grayslake middle school by suck my phat cocky cock May 19, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019