Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

Microsexual by Groknik August 7, 2018

microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).

Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.

microsexual by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

Microsexual

Microsexual when you sexually identify as a microwave when I was young I was taught to cook hot pockets so now I am going micro

I am going micro ,micro lives matter, Microsexual sexually identifying as a microwave

Microsexual by Microcody June 21, 2018

metrobisexual 

joey t. is metrobisexual

joey likes men and women

metrobisexual by ryan December 11, 2004