Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

mexican tea bag

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead

Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode

by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.

Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.

by jaws June 11, 2006

mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag

Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback

by Thedecker May 15, 2018

Mexican teacup

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.

Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!

by Sadameyez November 28, 2015