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mexican taxi 

When more than 1 1/2 times as many people as intended (rounded down) try to fit into a car. example: 5 people in a 3 seat car, 8 people in a 5 seat car, etc.
1: Dude, we crammed 9 people in my Jeep. We did a total Mexican Taxi.

2: Hey, get the fuck outta my car. This aint no mexican taxi.
mexican taxi by Anti January 1, 2005
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Mexican taxi 

a paddywagon. it picks up and carries large amounts Mexicans to where they usually end up going...which is jail
Da'rryl: What kind of taxi picks up Mexican?

Mike: I dont know

Da'rryl: The mexican taxi aka the paddywagon

mexican taxi 

Ice cream cart (2 big wheels ) push by hand (hold 3 hombres)
by using mexican taxi we don't worry about US border patrol man.

Hay! senior better ride than under diesel truck NO!

also shanks mare takes longer get to LA

Mexican Taxi Cab

When people ride in the bed of the pickup.
We're going to take the Mexican Taxi Cab down to Home Depot to pick up a couple of landscapers.
Mexican Taxi Cab by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026