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mexi-jew 

who is that burrito-eatin', jew-fro'd mothafucka over there?

why, that be will sanchez.
mexi-jew by the fishy April 30, 2005
that mexijew smells like cheese
mexijew by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004
A Jewish Mexican with the ability to shapeshift into anything humanly possible. They are often frugal with money but then spend it on stupid video games, sex dolls and lawnmower equipment. Also, they complain about people being too loud but continue to be very loud after said incident.
Dude, José is such a mexijew. He got paid last night and bought a Bridget the midget doll and new hedge trimmers.
Mexijew by Bibsy March 1, 2018
a mexican jew. when a beaner and a jew fuck, the offspring is what you call a 'mexijew'.
Oh my god? Did you hear? Sanchez fucked Andrea and got her pregnant. Their having mexijews!

mexijewasian 

a person whos name is semi-mexicanish, is jewish, and looks like an asian. all around kickass. and can yo-yo
also known as bryce
WHOA! how'd he do that?
-he's a mexijewasian
The word used in refrence to being extremly mexican ( lazy ) and abnormaly protective and moderatly anal about your belongings ( jewish ), also to be " cheap ".
Yo dawg, why you being such a mexijew give me some sweet chili heat doritos.
mexijew by ninjadear March 31, 2010