Merkalized

when someone severly beats you at somthing and leaves you like waste

KAIZA: That waste cadet got completely merkalized in that beef init blud

NEAR: Yer u noe that blud he got merkkkked

by KAIZA December 20, 2005

Merkal Syndrome

When a grown man is unable to consume alcohol without being bedridden for 3 to 5 days.

Yo, whats up with Doug. I tried calling him 3 times to see if he wanted to party tonight.

Oh he can't. He went out drinking last week and caught Merkal Syndrome.

by McStuffings September 10, 2020