The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.
by djmci June 15, 2012
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2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities
ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??
by letterb_ December 4, 2021
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A financial term involved with a popular meme.

People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.

M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated
Warren Buffet is such a merger. How could he be focusing on long term investments in these market environments?
by WatsonsView October 13, 2022
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just, merge bro. if you ain’t got it, you ain’t gonna get it.

another way to say “bet”
guy 1: “just had a threesome dude”
guy 2: “oh, merge!”

guy 1: “my dog just died
guy 2: “oh...merge...”
by poop butt hole 6 March 28, 2021
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When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink
It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.
by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019
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Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river
I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.
by InterwebzPojer January 3, 2014
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