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mercury sable 

Produced 1986-2005, 2008-2009
Ostensibly, the more luxurious counterpart to the Ford Taurus mid-size sedan. Was initially conceived as a more stylistically intriguing option for family sedan buyers who were dissatisfied with the malaise of the segment and thought the Taurus too mainstream for their tastes. The first and second generation Sable offered a futuristic-looking low-wattage light bar between the headlights in place of a traditional grille , modest fender skirts for aerodynamic appeal, and a wrap-around rear window arrangement that reduced blind spot size. Over the years, it became increasingly less distinguished from the Taurus and inevitably met its fate as it failed to hold on to the market segment as anything but a more costly Ford.
"Imagine yourself in a Mercury Sable now!"
mercury sable by Vidame April 18, 2017

Mercury Sable 

A freaky, hideous-looking piece of shit that looks like a spider and drives like a snail. The newer Sables have been re-designed to look like something your 15-year-old son bought with spare change he found under your sofa.
The station wagon version of the Mercury Sable is truly the nail in the coffin.
Mercury Sable by The D-Man December 10, 2006

Mercury Sable 

Basically the same thing as a ford taurus. The only parts that actually say mercury are the grille, trunk, and steering wheel. It supposedly has more luxury options than the taurus.

Like the taurus, and many other ford vehicles, they are a sad excuse for a vehicle. When equipped with the right engine, the cars will last almost 150,000 miles. They are known for blowing headgaskets on the 3.8 liter engine, and almost every single one on the road has had some sort of transmission problem.

For this reason, there is a immense number of them in the junkyard, making finding parts easier. Not that you would want to fix one in the first place
Hey, I got a Mercury Sable for sale, $300 or best offer.

Nah, too rich for my blood, all its good for is scrap metal.
Mercury Sable by Cheap ass July 29, 2012

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026