The liquid excreted by the Meeble worm of the banana republic. it is boiled and distilled several times before crystallizing. The crystals are then crushed into a power and snorted for enjoyment.
Side effects include: meebling, meebophilia, wild colours, texting gibberish, obsession with lime sized objects, and jumping jellybeans.
The chicken that KFC uses. The chickens get so deformed and abused in the slaughterhouses/chicken farm places that they begin to loose their chicken-like appearance.