meditating

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

medition

misspelling of meditation or could be seen as the slang term of spelling meditation

to train, calm, and empty the mind through an altered state

dalena loves to medition for hours on the weekends

by itsawordxxx April 3, 2010

meditating

typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs

"practice ^*^ " meaning I am online but meditating, will be back in awhile

by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009

Medition

Medition is a verb and noun. It is a combination of two words- Medicine + Meditation. As a verb, it means to take harmless drugs and think deeply about something. It also means to take drugs that have no side-affects and think calm thoughts in order to relax. However, drugs are not allowed in religious kinds of meditations.

My friend, Neil, has been meditioning for a long time.

by Rajeeb2014 June 27, 2018

Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Medition

Medition is a noun. It is a mixture of two words- Medicine + Meditation. It means the action or practice of meditating or meditioning by taking some friendly medicines or drugs that have no side-affects. It is the act of taking some legal or less harmful drugs and giving one's attention to only one thing as a way of becoming calm and relaxed. However, the drugs are not allowed in the religious meditations.

A: My friend Ronny has started medition!
B: What is 'medition'?
A: It means the action or practice of meditating or meditioning by taking some friendly medicines or drugs that have no side-affects. Actually, it is a way of becoming calm and relaxed.

B: Now, I understand! Thanks.
A: You are welcome.

by Rajeeb2014 June 27, 2018

Meditation

The process of summoning the fucking devil Satan himself.

Kate: I was practicing meditation to have deep awareness in myself.
Josh: More like to summon creepy ass demons.

by datboi101lol March 3, 2021