"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."
"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."
"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".
"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."
"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".
by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012
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A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
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to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.
by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010
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