A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.
"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."
by Luchiapet September 2, 2014
He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.
by G Grass March 16, 2009
contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"
For healthy people, who have a burger craving
served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.
For healthy people, who have a burger craving
served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.
someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.
I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.
I will take one meat-salad please
I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.
I will take one meat-salad please
by arkitetk June 9, 2006
A Meat Salad Is When You Put Toilet Roll Down The Toilet And Lay A Good Shit On It.
It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.
It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.
Brb I'm Going To Lay A Meat Salad, Be Back In 15 Mins.
I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.
I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.
by Wilton_Kid March 3, 2009
A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
An assortment of various types of meat, mixed in a bowl, and eaten at an all gay orgy in which there is a wide assortment of races and ethnicities. The meats may include chicken, pork, beef, lamb, deer, but typically features a large amount of sausages, hard sausage, soft sausage, juicy sausage, and dry sausage. The men may include whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc. Lots of different kinds of meats, and lots of different kinds of meatheads.
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
by Your meat salad master June 5, 2015