The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!
YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner
by Addisons bitch May 13, 2022
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Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.
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Sarah: RYAN YK WHAT DAY IT IS??? IT'S MAY 13TH!!

Ryan: Fine..

(The reason I made this cause guys on here are weird and horny for girls and so I guess its time for them to give back to us)
by Twice_official October 4, 2023
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The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.
Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Chains9 May 13, 2022
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may 13th is suck fanny day.
boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.
by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022
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