"A fugitive undercover cop framed for murder, and now hunted by the cops and the mob. Max is a man with his back against the wall, fighting a battle he cannot hope to win. Prepare for a new breed of deep action game. Prepare for pain..."

It started three years ago; Max came home after a long day at work. No one answered when he came in the door of his home. Upstairs he found his wife and daughter murdered at the hands of junkies high on a new designer drug called Valkyr. He swore revenge against the drug that drove people to this. He joined the DEA as an undercover cop, infiltrating the Mafia and the underground world of New York. But he was framed, accused of killing his long time friend and partner, Alex. Wanted by the cops and with no other options available, Payne goes on a blood-soaked thrill-ride through New York, working his way from lesser thugs to the bigger crime bosses to get to the top, and expose the true identity of those responsible for the induced hell that is Valkyr.
Max Payne is a fugitive undercover cop with nothing to lose.
by Arashdeep May 02, 2005
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Bad Ass Pc Game Character Who can dodge bullets.
by Jon M. S. June 16, 2003
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A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
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A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone
A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!
by Kilroy Higgins February 29, 2004
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A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.
by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004
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A man who were to ever go against the likes of Jack Slate or Jak, would have his ass kicked.
Jack Slate and Jak could kick Max Paynes ass with one hand tied behind ther backs.
by Robert Deniro January 15, 2004
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1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.
Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!
by M.C. Shithead April 28, 2005
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