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A song in the Konami game "Dance Dance Revolution" with a satanic overload of arrows filling up the screen as they scroll at a breakneck 300 bpm. It appears that people's feet blur as they attempt this level. There is a blinking warning label attached to the song, as most people attempting it die of exhaustion or trauma to their shins.
"John lost both his legs"
"From jumping off a bridge?"
"No, from playing MAX300"
by Anonymous September 02, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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A purportedly 300 BPM song by Omega (an alias for Konami composer Naoki Maeda). It appears in the following Dance Dance Revolution mixes: DDRMAX, DDRMAX 2, and DDR Extreme. In DDRMAX, it was the "extra stage" for players who got a AA grade on their last song on heavy difficulty.

Some players consider the song's single heavy (10') stepchart unnecessarily hard, though it involves little technical skill (no crossovers or spins and few significant freezes or toe-taps) but merely the ability to run in place at 10 Hz. Still, the light (6') and standard (8') steps can still prove fun.
Just because you can't beat Max 300 on heavy doesn't mean you're a bad person.
by Damian Yerrick February 08, 2004
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First 10 foot song ever released in the history of DDR. Origonaly released on 6th mix (DDR max). Max300 requires large amounts of stamina and insane amounts of speed.
Josh threw up after playing max 300
by I'm stupid March 26, 2003
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A song from Konami's Dance Dance Revolution series only available on 6th mix and up. It features unbelievable requirements of speed, stamina, and coordination to merely pass with a grade of D. It's voltage and stream are (literally) off the charts. And the feeling that the song gives you can be summed up with the main theme of the background, painful spiked metal balls, as if they're digging into your ankles and legs.
"Jeff..........why are you so happy?"
"........WTF?!? HOW?!??!?!?!!!????"
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A song in DDR that only someone with super-speed or a bitter suicidal ex with a deathwish would want to play.
I hate my life! I'll play Max 300 a die.


Hi my name is Flash.
by Josh Tomlinson August 08, 2003
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Max 300 is the first song in the Dance Dance Revolution series to be ranked under a 10-foot difficulty (on Heavy mode). This tough song consists of up to 573 arrows when on Heavy mode. Max 300 is also the first song to be played through "Extra Stage" under certain conditions.
Max 300 is the hardest song on DDRMAX
by Angelic April 12, 2004
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