maw maw

a southern grNdmay

HEY MAW MAW WANNA GO PLAY

by URMOMSCOW September 26, 2021

J'Maw-Maw

A word used on iCarly. It's Sam's grandma. Also used to call a horse.

Farmer: GET OVER HER J'MAW-MAW!!

Horse:*in head: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT*Neyyyy!

by SMEXYBITCH! April 19, 2009

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003

Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

yir maw

yir maw a scottish saying is somtimes used as an insult, or to simply say "your mother"

person 1 - "your fat"
person 2 - "yir maw"

person 1 - "i dont like your homemade chips"
person 2 - "i dont like yir maw"

i'm going to visit my grand maw

by i'm yir maw June 5, 2009

yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

by Eamonn H May 16, 2007