Mattpoon 

A term used to describe a male coxswain in the sport of rowing who usually wears a butt plug and has frequent voice cracks.

Person 1: Hey did you see that coxswain when they were taking out the boat?

Person 2: Oh yeah! The one with the voice crack LOL? “unstrAAAAp!”

Person 1: That guy is such a mattpoon man! I swear I saw a butt plug in his ass too!

Mattpoon by BigGangstaVibez June 13, 2021

Mattoon 

The armpit of Hell which is set in rural Illinois

Im from Mattoon, Illinois.

Im sorry to hear that.

Mattoon by altosax88 July 10, 2008

mattpoopsalot1 

a person who keeps using !urban in a discord server to find weird shit to the dismay of everyone else.

A: Bruh this mattpoopsalot1 just urbaned "Bathroom Battleship"
B: Why did he do that, this guy is super weird

A: He also urbaned "Cold Lunch"
B: I don't even want to know what that means. Thanks for warning me man.

mattpoopsalot1 by Hey It's Me Goku! July 13, 2022

Mattoon, Illinois 

The pit of hell that is filled with redneck hillbillies that love going to Cracker Barrel and putting out there confederate flags too, the kids are also high on meth and are toxic and want to fight eachother 30 million fucking times a day.

Wow.. what is that smell? Oh wait.. I’m in Mattoon, Illinois I forgot.

Mattoon, Illinois by berriesandcream8767 September 21, 2021

The Mattoon Minister

Gay man sex in a church bathroom so loud that everyone can hear it.

Those two dudes just ran into church and gave them all The Mattoon Minister!

The Mattoon Minister by Bob Loblaw Nohabla December 3, 2025