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Mastercrafted
Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Mastercrafted by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011
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masterer • mastercry • Mastered • masterbreak • mastercraftful • Mastercrap • masteress • Masterberrying • masterbert • Masterbrady
mastercry
mastercreeper
a creeper who is so creepy that they are a master; a creeper who draws sketches of counselors playing ukulele and then adds them on facebook because of this sketch being made said counselors profile picture.
dude did you just see lukas and miranda walk by? dude they are such mastercreepers, i saw their facebook pages
mastercreeper by mastercreeper101 September 26, 2010
masterpraytion
1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
masterpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010
mastered
Mastered is a term used in the music and audio industries. It is usually a song that is in or at its final stage before mass production or sells.
A mastered song is a single stereo track that has been finalized by a mastering engineer who uses his skills, technique and gear to bring the life out of a mix. Fatten it up, making it full and thick at the same time bringing out certain parts in the mix. example - vocals.
A mastered song is a single stereo track that has been finalized by a mastering engineer who uses his skills, technique and gear to bring the life out of a mix. Fatten it up, making it full and thick at the same time bringing out certain parts in the mix. example - vocals.
Masteress
Masteress by Joan-Marie October 3, 2008
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