Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision

“Are you raping me master Jedi”

“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”

by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020

jedi master lupe

a kick ass neopet that has become a jedi master!

Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!

Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!

by mmmloops October 12, 2009

jedi master qui gon jinn

A cunning jedi master from the late years of the jedi republic, taught the legendary obi wan kenobi into knighthood and was one of the first to become a force ghost. he was known for his abilities in the force rather than his lightsaber combat, he was wise and knowledgable and is the greatest fucking thing to exist, wise as fuck, he talks smack and he's played by liam neeson so what the fuck, he's the greatest jedi in the franchise and is fucking amazing

idiot: "wow jedi master qui gon jinn is ass, he sucks."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."

by deangelo_mcbooty August 10, 2019

Jedi Master

When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.

Wanna play some Jedi Master after class today?

by WackyZachy November 5, 2010

dark_jedi_master

Admirer of tFighterpilot. Not ashamed that he is ghey. Likes teh mens.

by Daynk Mohda July 23, 2003

jedi_master_pl0_k00n

Man with an absolutly diabolicly enormous cock and balls

Yo i saw this dude in a porno he was a jedi_master_pl0_k00n

by Stor kuk brynäs fan April 24, 2022

jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

by darejar March 9, 2008