Maskturbate

To pump one's pumpernickel in public or recreationally beneath the cloak of complete anonymity and comfort that only a mask can provide.
On Halloween we're gonna go around the neighborhood and maskturbate on people's lawns, you in?
by Advocate of Public Wanking April 01, 2010
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Maskturbator

Someone who is driven to enforce masks and mask politics.
She was maskturbating all over the place again.

I saw her on Facebook again complaining about masks. What a maskturbator.
by kariusvega December 14, 2020
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Maskturbator

(n): Someone who wears a face mask even when out of sight of all other people.
- coined by @MartinGeddes on Twitter
Hey, Jimmy, look at the willingly submissive maskturbator wearing their mask in the car when it does not even affect anyone around them!
by TrumperWavin September 13, 2020
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