mariofart

a person who is bad at any other game but mario cart

my mom is such a mariofart

by adolfhitleriscool69 March 16, 2022

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.

I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

by KappaManofTheYearAward2017LOL June 6, 2017

Mariotard

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.

"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"

by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

Mariokarting

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.

Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.

by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009

Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012

mariokart

the best game ever invented.

i can own you in mariokart.

by can't touch yoshi March 16, 2009

Marfart

When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.

*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!

by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015