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Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

Mariotard 

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.
"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"
Mariotard by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

Mariokarting 

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.
Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.
Mariokarting by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009

Mario Fart 

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.
Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

mariokart 

the best game ever invented.
i can own you in mariokart.
mariokart by can't touch yoshi March 16, 2009
When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.
*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!
Marfart by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015