When you're so white girl wasted that the party* starts coming out of your nose, and you spend 40 minutes spewing in the bathroom leaving everyone wondering where you are.

*Typically your own party for which everyone's come to spend the night with you. (But they can't) (Cos you end up going home to spew some more)

The term is also often referred to as a desirable state for which white girls wish to achieve when "hitting the town".
"OMG I'm gonna get SOOOO MARDI TONIGHT"
"Me 2 babes omg #yolo"
by 2Mardi4ThisPardi August 27, 2014
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The handsomest of all men. A sweet, kind, wonderful and pure soul. He is considerate. Generous. The kind of person you want to always keep in your life. He is purely wonderful.
Come meet Mardie. You'll never meet anyone so pure.
by User 837324 November 7, 2020
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Someone who is confident, self assured, and capable. This person is also wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. Always up to something. Likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.
People see them as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.
Lastly, they are a free spirit, unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
That Mardy is a handful.
by mardz May 14, 2009
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Someone who complains alot, moans about their life etc...

Usually used in the north of england.

Also a arctic monkeys song.
person one: "Oh god i wish i could have got arctic monkeys tickets"

person two: "stop being such a mardy bum"
by Greg Hartley, April 10, 2006
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A person who is noted for being mardy – that is to say demonstratively miserable. Being depressed doesn't count – the mardy arse revels in unhappiness and broadcasts it via sulking, moaning, whingeing and (in the case of children) crying at the drop of a hat. An element of paranoia will generally be present; the mardy arse permanently feels hard done-to.

Perhaps the key difference between grumpy and mardy is that the former involves more anger and the latter more self-pity. However, in an almost bipolar way, the mardy arse will tend to be someone who mood-swings from mardy to lary – from surly/resentful to surly/aggressive – often when alcohol has been added as a catalyst.

The term is a coarser and therefore more emphatic version of mardy bum (the 'bum' in this sense referring to the buttocks, not a beggar or hobo, and 'arse' being a less polite word than 'bum'). It may be heard in the same Derbyshire, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire zone of the English East Midlands where mardy is commonplace, though principally the city of Leicester.
Where's Jack?
Got beat at darts, and buggered off home in a mood.
Oh, he always was a mardy arse!
by fatfox June 9, 2010
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1) A song by the Arctic Monkeys, who are a band from Sheffield, UK. The song is about the lead-singer's ex-girlfriend.

2) A fansite dedicated to the above band - www.mardy-bum.com

3) A collection of mardy and bum, someone who moans when they don't get their own way and yet don't do anything for themselves.
She's a right mardy bum!
by Fred88 March 6, 2006
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A Yorkshire Term,UK
A man (usually on his period).. That fucks up and doesn't like being confronted about the said "Fuck Up".... Alas Sulks like a small child... Aka Mardy Bastard
Thought you were going to wash the dishes?? .. Oh ffs, Gimmi chance !! HHMMP STOMP STOMP
Jesus grow up you mardy bastard!!! Fuck me what a knobhead,you fucking arsehole!! He's a right mardy bastard !!
by fast tiger December 5, 2014
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