march 29th

the 29th of march is national eat your best friends ass after they had a shit day

veit: hey what's up bro
Jake: just took a mean shit my man
Veit: wait what? don't you know that it's march 29th?
Jake: oh SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Veit: No worries bro just lemme clean you up real quick🤙

by Les Steiger October 15, 2019

March 29th

March 29 is the reserved day to celebrate the sexiest people. These are the friends that ur always jealous of because they are so fucking beautiful, but u love them anyways. They are funny, kind, and supportive to their friends. They are always there for you and you gonna always need these march 29 bitches in ur life.

Lisa: Damnnn, i really need a friend like Katie in my life rn.
Bella: duhhhh bitch, that's cuz she was born on March 29th

by Giselle Nielson December 09, 2019

March 29th

People born in March 29th are the bomb diggity. They are brutally honest and a bad bitch. You should be their friend.

Yeah that’s right my friend was born on March 29th.

by Youthatsrightilikewinterbetter December 01, 2019

March 29th

March 29th is the DONUT DAY. For every donut lover, go and buy some donuts for yourself, your friends, or for your family and enjoy them.

What day is March 29th?

by ALAYIAH March 24, 2021

March 29th

March 29th is such a cool date and such a cool month they need more appreciation lol😂

My bday is March 29th

by Jobby muncher March 20, 2021

March 29th

March 29th is the national give-a-girl-your-hoodie day

B: Here! Take my hoodie and wear it
G: Sure, but why?
B: It’s march 29th!

by lilcookieeater69 March 28, 2021

March 29th

Today a real holiday it’s a bad bitches birthday today Periodt Pooh go offfff sis ahhhhhh it’s your day bitchhhhhh

“Oh it’s March 29th it’s a baddies birthday today Ayeeeee let’s go turn up Periodt Pooh”

by elixnaaaa October 16, 2019