Mallory's Mac and Cheese

A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.

Mallory: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY MY MAC AND CHEESE ITS REALLY GOODDDDD uwu
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*

Mallory's Mac and Cheese by Allie Waters-Statan July 3, 2019

Mallory's Ice Cream Day 

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

Mallory's Ice Cream Day by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013

MALLORY'S 

a type of disease where you see a girl named malory everywhere you go

Guy : you know that kid? he has mallory's

MALLORY'S by deathdude077 September 19, 2018

Mallory’s Birthday 

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

Mallory’s Birthday by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

Mallory-Status by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011

Malort spritzer 

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

Mallory Sheridan

Cute Faced Baberaham Lincoln, who's into Veggies, Photography and adtr

Mallory Sheridan is probably The Cutest Girl ever...

Mallory Sheridan by asdfjkl;112 October 16, 2008