fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.

Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"

fecal lucidity by Wisk January 31, 2008

terminal lucidity 

so terminal lucidity is where a person that has memory loss is about to die, they regain consciousness and their memories for a short while before they die

teacher: does anyone know what terminal lucidity is?
students: person gains back memory before they die

terminal lucidity by capythany April 2, 2023

Fecal Lucidity

A moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how shitty a given situation truly is. Commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase "Oh, fuck!", "Fuck me!", or "Shitty shit shat!"

When Tim was assigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed "fuck me!", and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.

Fecal Lucidity by MrMethod September 13, 2008

fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity. There is no fucking way I will be able to complete it by the deadline because I have no clue what I am doing!" -Me

fecal lucidity by MrMethod September 7, 2008

fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me

fecal lucidity by MrMethod July 21, 2006

Orgastic Lucidity 

A catch all term synonymous with the experience many men have post orgasm in which they may feel at peace and clear of mind, or depressed and anxious, or even a false sense of clairvoyance. It's result of the human brain's response to sex, that being lowered inhibitions, large amounts of dopamine and other hormones flowing, etc. immediately coming to a halt, which may also feel like reentering reality, or time suddenly slowing down to a normal speed. Guilt and shame can also originate from sexual activity involving a partner or pornographic material which when outside of an aroused state the subject finds unsatisfying, unappealing, or even disgusting. A second definition is the intentional suppression of sexual feelings by masturbating before an important outing or date.

In short, the sudden feeling you get after you bust a nut

Syn: post-nut clarity, post-nut guilt, post-nut depression, post-nut clairvoyance, cumming to your senses, sage mode

Scientist: Subject 01 has ejaculated. He is showing signs of regret, a symptom of Orgastic Lucidity

Person 1: The other day I jacked off and I realized why these last two weeks have been kind of shitty
Person 2: That's a pretty serious case of orgastic lucidity

Orgastic Lucidity by RETARDDUMBASS June 8, 2020

Sexual Terminal Lucidity

Based on the concept that a dying animal/ person becomes very lucid and overexcited before death, but with relationships. A week before a break up the sexual chemistry and atmosphere is heightened in a last climax before the inevitable decline.

Me and Karly had that sexual terminal lucidity, you know? Like that week before sex hit DIFFERENT

Sexual Terminal Lucidity by Blakester04 January 1, 2024