Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

love me knots 

love me knots is the term describing the pain in your hert an stomach that says " I am so in love with you". it comes when you watch someone you like like someone else, you find that person doesn't love you, or that person you love leaves. not to be confused with love me not from when you pick flower petals. ultimately, heart break
Girl doubled over crying: *crying*
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"

7 knots of love 

Also known as Seven Knots to Heaven.

Specially tied knots in silk* inserted in a mans anus which is removed at the moments of climax. Properly timed the cord is removed concurrent with the contractions pumping ejaculate thus stimulating the anus and massaging the prostate gland resulting in increased pleasure.

*While the name is derived from knots in silk the practice can also be done with beads or balls on a string, or injection molded balls on plastic stems. Or any variation of such.
The Courtesan tugged each bead of the 7 Knots of Love from my ass at just the right moments causing me to explode with pleasure several times before losing consciousness.
7 knots of love by BlackClaw May 8, 2010

7 knots of love 

What do you know about the 7 knots of Love?
7 knots of love by Harvey June 29, 2004

7 knots of love 

7 knots of of love refers to a practice in which a woman slowly inserts a knotted rope into the anus of a man who is having sex with her. At the moment of climax, the woman jerks out the rope. The practice is rarely utilized in the US because; A. It's disgusting; and B. It's hazardous on several levels. Sometimes customers in Asian brothels request the procedure but it's likely that the customer doesn't realize what it is that they're asking for. Needless to say, if they get the treatment, they'll never forget it.
I asked her for the 7 knots of love and I've been using Depends ever since.
7 knots of love by jdlord June 26, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more