Love Guru
I Kristdion am the Love Guru
Love Guru by Hooksemup PImp May 2, 2017
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Love guru
A guru who is the master of scams , a total jerk who cannot lift his dick of his own and tried to control and insult others . Love guru is a jerk who is immature and full of shit .
He : man whose that guru looking guy who smells like poop
She : ohh fuck he’s looks like a jerk
He 2: he must be that asshole love guru.
She : ohh fuck he’s looks like a jerk
He 2: he must be that asshole love guru.
Love guru by Mofo6969699 November 25, 2021
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Love Guru • the love guru • love • Love sick • Love Triangle • love tap • love muffin • love bug • love handle • love drunk
the love guru
Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
the love guru by Michaelsuperman August 4, 2008
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012