lonesome dove 

The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.

Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

lonesome dove by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

lonesome dove 

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

lonesome dove by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012