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A response to a statement that was so incorrect, that it was funny.
Derp: "Cows have a secret gland that makes them grow leaves on their back"

Me: "....LOLno."
lolno by Rockoman100 August 20, 2011
Words you can keep
1. I do not find this to be funny.

2. I do not agree that this joke is funny.
-Did you know women poop when they give birth? XD
-Lolno
Lolno by AE-77 May 21, 2009
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When someone pretends to laugh at a joke, but then rejects it absoloutely.
Barry:...and then there wasn't any chicken left!
Me: LOLNO
LOLNO by iovusdnifvuwnid May 11, 2012

Lilnosebleedd 

Fye South African SoundCloud artists with crazy swag
Bro did you listen to that new Lilnosebleedd shit fye
Lilnosebleedd by Kamothedealer January 9, 2021

lilnosebleedd 

A swaggy nigga with fire with music but is slowly pulling of a playboi carti
Person 1: "Bro that lilnosebleedd snippet definitely laced!"
Person 2: "NEED THAT TAPE!!!"
lilnosebleedd by sxfffy August 18, 2021
A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.
Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.
Lolmops by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009
To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.
Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!
Lolbomb by JWDevine February 21, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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