log off

making a bowel movement.

If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."

by officespacemilton July 31, 2009

log off

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.

Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

Log-off

Another way to tell someone get out of your face or to stop harassing you.

Chick 1: Was that you making time with my boyfriend last night at the club?
Chick 2: You better log-off sister, he's my boyfriend now.

by Bifloman August 13, 2008

Log Off

When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.

Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"

by Irrad June 19, 2012

logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.

Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.

by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005

Log off

To dump your girl.

Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.

by The Goblinn March 18, 2009

Log off

A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.

Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006