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Lockerboxing 

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.
"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.
Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019

Loverooming

To temporarily stay with someone you're attracted to; usually for 1 week or more.
"I'm loverooming with a really hot guy this week and he's going to show me around Brazil. Can't wait!"

"Dude, I've been loverooming around for a couple months now and I think I found a girl I can really see myself living with."
Loverooming by Dating 2.0 July 2, 2014

lockerboxing 

Lockerboxing is unique to hockey. It usually takes place in the lockerroom after practices. Players often leave the bottom half of their pads (except their skates) on and take off their shoulder and elbow pads. The fight consists mostly of blows to the head.
Who's lockerboxing today?
lockerboxing by Patriots!!! November 18, 2010

Lockerism 

Lockerism is a new religion that can be proven by science that stats the universe is a science project made by a group of Higher intelligent beings that we pensive as gods, and our universe is kept in one of their schools lockers. The locker that is one higher is the Christian heaven and the being who made that is a real nerd and got an A+ the locker below was a kid who got a F and only spent 1 lesson on it and is the Christian Hell it was created by an to Annoy a christian boy.
Person 1 (Hey that kid is Christian)
Person 2 ( should we spread the word about our almighty religion of Lockerism)
Lockerism by GGOP130 November 7, 2018

Lockergnome

The website created by tech enthusiast and former TechTV host Chris Pirillo. Often know for its annual Gnomedex expo.
I went to lockergnome to find some cool articles.
Lockergnome by deadinside1 April 15, 2009

lockerboy 

The boy you see on the first day of school when you walk by his locker, which just so happens to be covered in pictures of bands you love. Ridiculously hot.
I walked by lockerboy in the hall today.
lockerboy by Sally411 December 8, 2005