lmg

Lick My Grundle

-Used when an absurd request is made

When Osh asked me to drive him home, I told him to lmg...he lived 20 minutes out of the way.

by Playswithsquirrels May 30, 2007

LMG

Short for "Let me guess"

LMG, you're quite tired

by Stuggi February 20, 2005

LMG

Light Machine Gun: A light, man-portable weapon, normally used by dismounted infantry as a force multiplier. Normally belt or box fed, LMGs offer excellent extra firepower to a squad/section of soldiers.

Common LMGs used by Western Nations:

5.56mm M249 SAW - United States Army/Marine Corps
5.56mm L86 Light Support Weapon - British Army
5.56mm C9 FN Minimi - Canadian Army
5.56mm F89 - Australian Army
5.56mm Mini-mitrailleuse - French Army

LMG base of fire right here. Hammer that trench.

by Mogzster November 12, 2019

LMG

Stands for lick my grundle

LMG jackass

by Mr. Blacklungs August 27, 2018

LMG

LMG stands for "let me guess"

Person 1; Hey I'm upset again
Person 2: LMG, she broke up with you ?

by samronaldo7 March 01, 2016

LMG

long meat gang

man I really the creator of lmg no caop

by LMG_QUAN March 18, 2019

LMG

Love and Murdering Gangsters from the old projects called Lemoyne Gardens in Memphis

Mane you just had to be from the Gardens to be in the LMG. We don’t do all that jumping in shit.

by WB-GMagic July 10, 2019