lmap 

Acronym. Laughing my ass perpendicular. In this case, it means laughing so hard that one butt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.

"Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, 'I'll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died."
"LMAP!"

lmap by HanaKaicho October 11, 2011

LMAP 

Let's make a plan.

Sally: I was thinking of doing something next weekend, what do you think?

Sam: For sure, sounds good LMAP for the weekend, something awesome!

LMAP by jmajju June 7, 2012

LMAP 

Leave Me Alone Please

JOHN: I'm Soo Sik LMAP

BOB: Iight

LMAP by GT-STUNNA May 29, 2008

Lmap 

North American origin 2012 A.D.
Commonly, "lmao" or "lmfao". Originated from spelling error.
Means:
1. acronym for love my angry pancakes
2. acronym for let Ms. Allison party
3. acronym for leave my ass powdered
4. acronym for let my ass poop

Usage note: you should use this all the time and if you don't know what it is you're a loser so know what is it okay

hipsters, badasses, and cool people use this acronym.

i.e.: Rebecca, LMAP.

Lmap by allisonnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 8, 2012

lmap 

People who can't spell lmao

lmap. that was funny

lmap by iliterate September 19, 2019

lmap 

Lick My Angry Penis

1:Fuck You!
2:LMAP Biache

lmap by SkrimZ March 30, 2020

LMAP 

laughing my ass pie, laughing so hard the pie located in your ass bakes.

Adam: hey Mike look, GRAPE DRINK MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: hahahaha oh shit my ass pie is baking!! Adam call an ambulence!! its lmap dude!!!

Adam: call em yourself fucka! skip dabadi doooo!!! **adam assplodes**

LMAP by Mike AnoCeto October 3, 2008