lmap

Acronym. Laughing my ass perpendicular. In this case, it means laughing so hard that one butt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.

"Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, 'I'll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died."
"LMAP!"

by HanaKaicho October 11, 2011

lmap

People who can't spell lmao

lmap. that was funny

by iliterate September 19, 2019

lmap

Lick My Angry Penis

1:Fuck You!
2:LMAP Biache

by SkrimZ March 30, 2020

lmap

laughing my ass pooping

"Omg look at this picture!" "Omg lmap"

Started out as an mispell on text, means something is so funny that you will laugh so hard and poo!

by x_jasonb_x June 22, 2012

LMAP

Let's make a plan.

Sally: I was thinking of doing something next weekend, what do you think?

Sam: For sure, sounds good LMAP for the weekend, something awesome!

by jmajju June 07, 2012

LMAP

Leave Me Alone Please

JOHN: I'm Soo Sik LMAP

BOB: Iight

by GT-STUNNA May 29, 2008

Lmap

North American origin 2012 A.D.
Commonly, "lmao" or "lmfao". Originated from spelling error.
Means:
1. acronym for love my angry pancakes
2. acronym for let Ms. Allison party
3. acronym for leave my ass powdered
4. acronym for let my ass poop

Usage note: you should use this all the time and if you don't know what it is you're a loser so know what is it okay

hipsters, badasses, and cool people use this acronym.

i.e.: Rebecca, LMAP.

by allisonnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 08, 2012