When you're so bored that you type the middle row of the keyboard right to left then type the top row from left to right then type the bottom row from right to left.
You're bored ass hell if you find this. XD
lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopmnbvcxz
When your so bored in your own little world that you type every letter on the keyboard starting form the middle right to left then the top row left o right and bottom row left to right.
isnt used in any sentence for a sane person e.g how are you doing today lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopmnbvcxz
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'