the automotic lie that occours when asked or explaining to someone how much alcohol one has had to drink in a given time period.
dude1: OMG i've had like 25 beers allread tonight!! (liquor lie)
sober guy: really, that seems like quite an excessive amount.
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COP: How much have you had to drink tonight?
dude1: idono probly like 2 er3 beers (liquor lie)
sober guy: really, that seems like quite an excessive amount.
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COP: How much have you had to drink tonight?
dude1: idono probly like 2 er3 beers (liquor lie)
by captin crunk January 20, 2009
Get the liquor lie mug.A person responsible for ensuring everyone is drinking the hard stuff. This person sometimes will go out of their way to include fruity drinks such as a Pina Colada as a rejected beverage. Don't listen to them drink what you want king.
Toby: Man I love this Pina Colada!
Karen: I am the liquor lieutenant and that is some pussy shit
Toby: Officer, I just had 3 shots please let me live
Karen: I am the liquor lieutenant and that is some pussy shit
Toby: Officer, I just had 3 shots please let me live
by trei3 March 25, 2022
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A reference to Sticky Fingers’ “Liquorlip Loaded Gun”. Implies that he has drank so much he is about to “go off”, like a gun.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.
Rob: “Yo you seem really sad what’s up?”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun”
by JustJase October 17, 2019
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