liquor lie 

the automotic lie that occours when asked or explaining to someone how much alcohol one has had to drink in a given time period.

dude1: OMG i've had like 25 beers allread tonight!! (liquor lie)
sober guy: really, that seems like quite an excessive amount.
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COP: How much have you had to drink tonight?
dude1: idono probly like 2 er3 beers (liquor lie)

liquor lie by captin crunk January 20, 2009

Liquor lieutenant 

A person responsible for ensuring everyone is drinking the hard stuff. This person sometimes will go out of their way to include fruity drinks such as a Pina Colada as a rejected beverage. Don't listen to them drink what you want king.

Toby: Man I love this Pina Colada!
Karen: I am the liquor lieutenant and that is some pussy shit
Toby: Officer, I just had 3 shots please let me live

Liquor lieutenant by trei3 March 25, 2022

Liquorlip loaded gun

A reference to Sticky Fingers’ “Liquorlip Loaded Gun”. Implies that he has drank so much he is about to “go off”, like a gun.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.

Rob: “Yo you seem really sad what’s up?”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun”

Liquorlip loaded gun by JustJase October 17, 2019