To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.
by Sub June 11, 2005

Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.
At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.
At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.
by eon June 26, 2005

by Leah M February 12, 2008

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"
by This kid August 08, 2005

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts
by The Devil's Left Hand April 25, 2004

by that guy whos always right August 09, 2009

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.
by anti-conformist November 22, 2004
