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Like Battle 

Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.

Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.

Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.
(Facebook Status)

Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.

Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.

Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.

Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.

John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.
Like Battle by Facebook McDoodle November 23, 2011
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Screwed off the top like bottle caps 

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.
My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps

body like a coke bottle 

she who has large breasts, skinny waist, big in the booty.
"dayyyyyyyum, look at that! she has a body like a coke bottle!" says a guy
"i know, man." says a another guy
"who is that???" says another guy
"that's that guh laney t. in this thang!" says haley from no where.

body like a coke bottle. 

big breast, skinny waist, and big ass.
"body like a coke bottle."
like in the song: Lol Smiley Face. by Trey songs.

Go to my page and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle,

Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,

LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face

arse like the top of a sauce bottle 

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle

Floating around like a fart in a bottle 

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.