lexi budlong

hes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with a some guy named jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?

guy 1: who is she? shes so pretty
guy2 :GYAAT DAMN
guy 3: i bet her names lexi budlong
jameson Hawthorne: heh yeah it is, shes my hot sexy gf, my little pooker

lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024

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lexi budlong

shes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?

Guy 1: who is that?
Jameson Hawthorne: oh her? heh shes my hot, sexy girlfriend
Guy 2: I bet her names lexi budlong

lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024

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lexi budlong

hes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?

guy 1: who tf is she? shes so hot and sexyyyy
jameson Hawthorne: oh her? heh my gf

guy 2: i bet her names lexi budlong

lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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