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lexi budlong 

shes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?
Guy 1: who is that?
Jameson Hawthorne: oh her? heh shes my hot, sexy girlfriend
Guy 2: I bet her names lexi budlong
lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024
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lexi budlong 

hes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?
guy 1: who tf is she? shes so hot and sexyyyy
jameson Hawthorne: oh her? heh my gf

guy 2: i bet her names lexi budlong
lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024

lexi budlong 

hes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with a some guy named jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?
guy 1: who is she? shes so pretty
guy2 :GYAAT DAMN
guy 3: i bet her names lexi budlong
jameson Hawthorne: heh yeah it is, shes my hot sexy gf, my little pooker
lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026