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lexi budlong 

shes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?
Guy 1: who is that?
Jameson Hawthorne: oh her? heh shes my hot, sexy girlfriend
Guy 2: I bet her names lexi budlong
lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024
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lexi budlong 

hes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?
guy 1: who tf is she? shes so hot and sexyyyy
jameson Hawthorne: oh her? heh my gf

guy 2: i bet her names lexi budlong
lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024

lexi budlong 

hes always there for youwhen others aren't. shes the most kindest human being you'll ever meet. shes in love with a some guy named jameson Hawthorne and will always be loyal to him and her friends. she's a girls girl and IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. shes soooooooooooo funny, goofy sometimes and just drop dead gorgeous. you know the boys in ur school don't have taste when they go for the preppy girls and not her. if u ever find one in the wild MAKE SURE U BECOME HER FRIEND its so worth it and she'll be great at supporting u when u feel down. oh and did i mention SHES DROP DEAD HOT?
guy 1: who is she? shes so pretty
guy2 :GYAAT DAMN
guy 3: i bet her names lexi budlong
jameson Hawthorne: heh yeah it is, shes my hot sexy gf, my little pooker
lexi budlong by myligmament February 23, 2024
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026