Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.
My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
"Hey, what's the problem mate?"
"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"
"Ooh..."
"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"
"Ooh..."
by literamaniac February 21, 2009
The person who hurts you so much but you can't live without them. The person that you love, but they don't love you back. The person who made you hate yourself and everything about life, but you were still their best friend. The person who makes you feel like shit, but your not willing to leave them. Life lesson is the person in your life that made you realize you can do better, and that you deserve better, that no one should go through this, not even you.
Their friends "what happened to you guys? you were so close"
Me "I can do better than them, their just a life lesson, I'm not gonna waste my energy on them anymore"
Me "I can do better than them, their just a life lesson, I'm not gonna waste my energy on them anymore"
by HsEms6 October 4, 2023
The act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.
Deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. Damn that lesson amnesia.
by Lolita0891 January 8, 2014
Redneck , lives in the woods , loves the outdoors
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City slicker , a liberal homo , lives in the city , chops down all of the trees to build cities , loves the city , hates the trees , calls anyone not from the city a "redneck" , including suburbanites.
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see blue states
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City slicker , a liberal homo , lives in the city , chops down all of the trees to build cities , loves the city , hates the trees , calls anyone not from the city a "redneck" , including suburbanites.
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see blue states
Environmentalism lesson over.
by eat shit liberal June 28, 2006