lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.

"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"

by Cravicky July 27, 2021

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Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020

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Fried lemon

(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.

Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

by Ashtonmilo June 4, 2018

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Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

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Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑

here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.

billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘

by lemon soup July 22, 2023

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